why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
woah there let’s take it easy
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
The end one cracked me up.
this was within like three hours…
- white ppl: *for literally hundreds of years and still to this day* black ppl are ugly!!!
- black ppl: *looks in the mirror* bye we look good af? like damn near better than yal...???
- white ppl: ....
- white ppl: everyone is beautiful, u don't have to put ppl down...
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material