skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

lakstingala:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

They tried this in Finland. The vendor said that they still, after a few weeks, sold most of their coffee for the most expensive price.

lakstingala:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

They tried this in Finland. The vendor said that they still, after a few weeks, sold most of their coffee for the most expensive price.

are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous

geopunk:

this was within like three hours…


  • white ppl: *for literally hundreds of years and still to this day* black ppl are ugly!!!
  • black ppl: *looks in the mirror* bye we look good af? like damn near better than yal...???
  • white ppl: ....
  • white ppl: everyone is beautiful, u don't have to put ppl down...
vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material