I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
"i love your art, what program do you use?"
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
me getting ready in the morning
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
The saga continues
"describe yourself in five words"