memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

crash-mcbarason:

"i love your art, what program do you use?"

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

bevsi:

me getting ready in the morning

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shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

zac-afron:

punk rock

zac-afron:

punk rock

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

faerieglade:

"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

sextspert:

suzvoy:

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

It’s pouring with rain today and I don’t have to work. This is very useful.



I guess I have some shopping to do

sextspert:

suzvoy:

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

It’s pouring with rain today and I don’t have to work. This is very useful.

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I guess I have some shopping to do

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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