dietcondoms:

i hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and my cardigan

dietcondoms:

i hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and my cardigan

jetbag:

imma give y’all a minute

macaronivevo:

finally

macaronivevo:

finally

thequeenvevo:

she got her

Please? This looks fun…

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

dutchster:

#dale

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

image

foodless:

when will it end

foodless:

when will it end

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted.